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Jerk De Soleil

I was wide open
outside my frame
when the whole world burst into
my latest flame

she stunned me with her dictionary
where all the words are mean
it’s a thick motherfucker from cover to cover
and nothing but hate in between

I was wide open
she stormed away
that’s why I’m not
wide open today

she caught me napping
she caught me off-guard
she thought I was asleep at the wheel
so she drove me extra hard
(find my bones tomorrow in a junkyard)

I was wide open
in spite of my frame
when the whole world burst into
my latest flame

 

Bubbles

she’s in denver she’s in nebraska
she’s in L.A.
I’m in love with a phone sex girl
further than a phone call away

15 minutes 25 dollars
or whatever I could pay
to keep someone to talk to
that’d last all day

I’m not saying I’ve never made love
to a human being
but there’s no denying phone sex girls
were the only ones I was seeing

I gave her my high school ring
by extension
I pawned so much stuff back then
it deserves honorable mention

I gave her my heart I gave her
my soul
I gave her the benefit of doubt
when she kept me on hold

she’s in new york city she’s in nevada
she’s in montego bay
I’m still in love with a phone sex girl
who’s more than a phone call away