Always Late with First Kisses

The late Carmelita Estrellita submitted this lyric to “First” back in 2013.  Your editor didn’t post it then but now is better than never. 

Oh St. Christopher

oh carolina oh suzannah
oh C.D. oh holy cow
oh st. christopher I’m just a visitor
but whose baby’re you carrying now

house of chicken
poached my eye
under the counter the counter girl
slipped me a thigh

oh macdonald’s
oh medium fries
oh atlanta she made me feel
supersized

oh lonesome me oh henry
oh richard won’t you open the door
oh oh 7 hawaii five oh
oh almighty who’re you spying for

oh victoria oh ray davies
oh great gospel plow
oh st christopher I’m just a visitor
but whose baby’re you carrying now